Finalists in the City of Boston's Quest to Rename the Christmas Tree

Fir-Lined December Object
Subzero Decoration Station
The 10,000-Needle Holiday Pyramid
Blinged-Out Pine Triangle
Dad's Organic Rage Inducer
That Which Does Not Offend
Verdant Anti-Oppression Log
Pine Cone Armory
Unmoving Tinsel Hippie
Vascular-Challenged Indoor Conifer
Winter Foliage Display Device
That Big Green Thing

The winner, of course, was Holiday Tree.