Postmodern Catholicism: Confess to Madonna!

This is sheer genius. To promote her new album, the 47-year-old Madonna is taking out massive billboard ads sending people to a 1-800 number where they can anonymously confess their most dirtiest of laundry. The best part? You can hear it all online here! From crushes on Gary Shandling to spider murders to grocery store cookie theft, you can hear it all. For her next campaign, I predict: anonymous nude photos, a la I Shot Myself.

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