Christ on a Pogo Stick -- Dave Attell!!

Sir Dave Attell of "Insomniac" fame is absolutely the dirtiest, barroom-ballsiest comic working today, not that he'll remember a single second of it. Frequent references to his own repressed homosexuality, getting molested at summer camp, sucking off dolphins, burying dead hookers, watching his cousin breastfeed-- he's a crude, brutish shock comic, far less intelligent and self-aware than Denis Leary, yet highly charismatic. I mention this because Attell is quickly becoming one of my guilty pleasures, a mile-a-minute freight train of depravity, the best accompaniment to a long night spent designing logos for mortgage companies and DVD covers for gurus.

Speaking of Dave Attell, it's time to go drinking. Yes, to quote the title of a Will Oldham song, "I Am Drinking Again."